As many know, it is the white man’s burden to spread civilization and order to the dark continents. Sometimes such a burden can make a white man sweaty and unclean. That’s why you need Pears Soap. Not only will Pears Soap cleanse your body from the sweat of subduing the savage people’s of the Earth, but it too can serve as a first step in spreading culture and civilization to the dark corners of the globe.
Pears Soap, lightening the White Man’s Burden since 1807.