I want to see a real kitty fit into this. Especially the tail bit.
CAT.
ARMOUR.
CAT ARMOUR.
Lets just take a moment to envision how a cat would try to escape from this….
(Source: shitwolf)
I’m slightly perturbed that the teachers’ handwriting in the first seven detention notes look like kids’ handwriting.
Good handwriting was positively fetishized in my convent school. We knew who the girls with the best handwritings were—their written exercises were pinned on boards at the back of the classroom for all to admire—and we aspired to write just as beautifully. I remember swapping all my pens for a particular Pilot ballpoint pen in blue ink because the girl whose handwriting I worshipped used them.
I get complimented on my handwriting a lot as an adult and especially in the US, though I suspect that’s really because I write in full cursive, something I’ve done since I was ten. My handwriting is not terrible, but objectively, it’s not great—I have pathetic visual/spatial perception, and it shows in the irregularity of my spacing and margins. My frustration reached its zenith when I was introduced to chemical formulas and notations with those danged superscripts in secondary school. I hated how my Chemistry homework looked and quickly applied to drop the subject for English Literature.
Collecting these because no one understands their genius. They make me want to go to school. Ps please don’t change the source!
Also: Write and queue twenty Tumblr posts, never click “publish”.
To people who complain that coconut water tastes assy:
It must be terrible living in a first world country where coconut water comes packaged in tin cans or paper cartons and can only be found in Whole Foods Market. Life is hard. Especially yours.
OH NO SHE DIDN’T!
Fox News Anchor Tricia Macke called Rachel Maddow “an angry young man.”
Somebody hold. my. earrings.
This household voted, even though the puppy is the only member born in the USA.
Love this illustration by Lawrence Cox.
Switched the Moxiepup to a fish-based kibble, so this captures her yawns and burps perfectly.
THE INTERNET IS BACK!
My dog is very good at Street Fighter. Karate KICK!
