Things That Make Me Cry

May 26

D’awwwww…! frenchiesrule: ebats: apparently MLB pitcher david price (tampa bay rays) loves his frenchie so much he asked for him to be included in his action figure. i will ever so slightly cheer for the rays now. This is so cool.

D’awwwww…!

frenchiesrule:

ebats:

apparently MLB pitcher david price (tampa bay rays) loves his frenchie so much he asked for him to be included in his action figure. i will ever so slightly cheer for the rays now.

This is so cool.

May 23

Why shouldn’t I buy this 5.5lb PAIL O’ VEGEMITE?? (I’m as surprised as you are. I never thought I’d miss Australia, well, okay, MELBOURNE, so much!)

Why shouldn’t I buy this 5.5lb PAIL O’ VEGEMITE??

(I’m as surprised as you are. I never thought I’d miss Australia, well, okay, MELBOURNE, so much!)

Apr 13

lostsplendor: “At 5:00pm on Sunday, 3rd September 1967, Sweden changed from driving of the left to driving on the right. This is what happened.” (via Imgur)

lostsplendor:

“At 5:00pm on Sunday, 3rd September 1967, Sweden changed from driving of the left to driving on the right. This is what happened.” (via Imgur)

Apr 07

Moxie at the vet just a week and a half ago. We brought her in for a minor skin irritation, but she ended up getting an X-ray that revealed a bit of fluid in her lungs, which is très dangereux for Frenchies. She will be finishing a course of antibiotics soon, after which we will return to the vet for another check up. Moxie doesn’t mind going to the vet at all, but she certainly hopes she won’t be put on a bland diet of chicken and rice, of which she received one measly tablespoon each time for ten miserable days in January after a bout of puking. She sends her love and sympathies to her snub-nosed kin on Tumblr—Walter, Izzie, and Whimsey.

Moxie at the vet just a week and a half ago. We brought her in for a minor skin irritation, but she ended up getting an X-ray that revealed a bit of fluid in her lungs, which is très dangereux for Frenchies. She will be finishing a course of antibiotics soon, after which we will return to the vet for another check up. Moxie doesn’t mind going to the vet at all, but she certainly hopes she won’t be put on a bland diet of chicken and rice, of which she received one measly tablespoon each time for ten miserable days in January after a bout of puking.

She sends her love and sympathies to her snub-nosed kin on Tumblr—Walter, Izzie, and Whimsey.

Apr 05

Phone call with the parents.

I am shaking with rage and an emotion that combines grief, hair-tearing and flesh-chewing at the news that the Singapore Dance Theatre has been banned from performing in Malaysia because some pervert bureaucrat thinks classical ballet attire (tights and tutus) is too revealing. That said, we deserve the government our apathy gets.

I am shaking with rage and an emotion that combines grief, hair-tearing and flesh-chewing at the news that the Singapore Dance Theatre has been banned from performing in Malaysia because some pervert bureaucrat thinks classical ballet attire (tights and tutus) is too revealing.

That said, we deserve the government our apathy gets.

Apr 04

Me, hunched over a table, staring blankly at the fridge of drinks, one minute ago. A rotund little Asian man is fiddling with the coffee makers right now. His neck is as thick as one of his not unshapely calves. I think his mom or tiger mommy-type relative owns the place. He’s always pleasant. He’s gone now and I shall resume staring at the fridge of drinks.

Me, hunched over a table, staring blankly at the fridge of drinks, one minute ago. A rotund little Asian man is fiddling with the coffee makers right now. His neck is as thick as one of his not unshapely calves. I think his mom or tiger mommy-type relative owns the place. He’s always pleasant.

He’s gone now and I shall resume staring at the fridge of drinks.

Apr 02

I can’t get over yesterday’s latte art. I’d be pretty grumpy too if my life is as short as the time it takes for a ridiculous woman to take 50 photos of me.

I can’t get over yesterday’s latte art. I’d be pretty grumpy too if my life is as short as the time it takes for a ridiculous woman to take 50 photos of me.

Mar 31

It’s a hug-a-Frenchie kind of day.

It’s a hug-a-Frenchie kind of day.

Mar 01

Pas de deux. (Taken with instagram)

Pas de deux. (Taken with instagram)