Parents:Hippie youngest sister wonders why you never reply her e-mails.
Me:I don't know what to say. If her e-mails aren't about her spiritual experiences in India or Nepal or Bhutan, it's about her hot young boyfriend. I support her choices, but I don't know how to talk about them with her.
Parents:Just be sarcastic back to her then like you used to!
Me:But you used to give me SO MUCH SHIT for being sarcastic! I gave up sarcasm five years ago! You can't say this now!
Parents:Hahahahaha! Nah, it's okay to be mean to her now. It'll be funny.
