Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Phone call with the parents.

  • Parents: Hippie youngest sister wonders why you never reply her e-mails.
  • Me: I don't know what to say. If her e-mails aren't about her spiritual experiences in India or Nepal or Bhutan, it's about her hot young boyfriend. I support her choices, but I don't know how to talk about them with her.
  • Parents: Just be sarcastic back to her then like you used to!
  • Me: But you used to give me SO MUCH SHIT for being sarcastic! I gave up sarcasm five years ago! You can't say this now!
  • Parents: Hahahahaha! Nah, it's okay to be mean to her now. It'll be funny.
  • Me: This is bullshit.