small things.: Every email I've ever written
Hey [nickname I had for them that I haven’t used in a while]! [Way to greet someone that went out of style in 1993]! [Question asking about their life, but really just a segue into…]?
Hey [nickname I had for them that I haven’t used in a while]! [Way to greet someone that went out of style in 1993]! [Question asking about their life, but really just a segue into…]?
[THIRTY-SEVEN SENTENCES IN A ROW ABOUT ME. ALL ABOUT MY LIFE. MY HOPES, DREAMS, ASPIRATIONS. WHAT I’VE BEEN UP TO. WHAT I’VE NOT BEEN UP TO. UNRELENTING, UNFILTERED FEELINGS THAT NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO READ.]
[Half-serious joke about how we should catch up]. [Another question about their life to signify that the first time I asked about their life was genuine.]
[Hilarious throwaway comment disguised as a sign-off],
LeeI owe so many people emails and the reason I’m not writing them is basically this. Add [Excuses about why I haven’t reached out in months/years even though they facebook’d/texted/emailed/smoke signaled/etc.] and you pretty much have it.
Guilty.
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hahahahaha oh my god. This is every “catch-up” email I’ve ever written.
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blogging my pain with his fingers
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snickr said:
I like unrelenting, unfiltered feelings, though.
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