Monday, January 2, 2012
Stuff he says: Dream job edition.
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Him:
I think deep down, I want to be a famous convincer of people, things.
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Me:
Like Jesus? A Messiah?
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Him:
No, I don't want people to be spiritual and shit.
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Stuff he says: iPhone case edition.
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Me (turning laptop around to him):
I think I found the Perfect Case for my new iPhone!
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Him:
WHY IS IT SO EXPENSIVE?
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Me:
Uh, it has ultrasuede backing and it's made of um, some special material . . .
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Him:
. . .
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Me:
Oh! Oh! It's made in America!!
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Him:
So you're overpaying because somebody made a bad business decision?
